10-year-old Girl Wants a Beard

Me: Do you guys know anyone from this list of celebrities? [reads random celebrity names]
Andie: Hm... [thinking, strokes beardless chin] I wish I had a beard to stroke.

*Andie is my 10-year-old cousin who often does and says random things, which is why she's featured in my blog a lot.

Pec Support

I was driving through the mountains today and I saw a man jogging wearing what looked like a green sports bra. He didn't have moobs or anything, but I guess some guys also need those things? Really did not know that until today.

Another Conversation with Ralph

Me: So I was reading this romance novel... you know what happens when people love each other?
Ralph: They make pancakes :)

Prisoner Wants Pen Pals

*This was actually a classified ad in the January 2011 issue of Harper's Magazine.

Baseball

Today while I was driving to school a baseball flew over a tall fence and hit my car. I thought this kind of thing only happened movies.

Creepy Much?

Today I stopped by Rite Aid, and there was some psycho woman yelling loudly about how she should have been a prostitute so she "could have killed them all!!!"

Kay Kay's Thoughts on Ginobli

Agnes: Hey the Lakers are playing the Spurs today!

Noah: Wait, the Lakers are your team right?

Agnes: Yeah.

Noah: The Spurs are my team. Manu Ginobli!

Agnes: More people know who Kobe Bryant is than Ginobli.

Kay Kay: Ginobli? That sounds like a booger! [Pretends to pick her nose] Hey look [staring at an invisible booger], a ginobli!

The Spurs play against the Lakers tonight at 10:30 EST.