Feeling Abused

I got whacked on the head with a semi-folded piece of paper by my editor today. Not just once - but three times.

Duck Heads

I watched a video in class today about the Hutterites (a very traditional religious society).

There was a part in the video that showed ducks being shoved upside down into several open-ended canisters.

And then they showed the Hutterites slicing off the duck heads.

It was really difficult for me to concentrate on the rest of the video after seeing those ducks with blood squirting out of their necks and squirming around in the canisters even after their heads were gone.

From the Intellectual Minds of Community College Students

Location: study cubicle at my school's library.

Asian Guy Tries to be Funny

Today I attended a meeting at school, and this one Asian guy walks in late. I think his name was Justin.

Club President: Why're you late?

Justin: What? Why're you saying that? Just because I'm Asian?

Club President: You're playing the race card on me...

Justin: I've never played the race card on anyone. I've just played the arcade racecar!

That joke lacked so much humor that it made me laugh.

Giggle Guy

Yesterday, while I rode the bus home, I sat next to a large guy who compulsively giggled under his breath every few minutes.

Imagine sitting next to a guy giggling every few minutes for 15 minutes...

Body Odor & Men's Cologne

Today, at the gym, I was surrounded by a bunch of sweaty guys. I was also surrounded by the strong stench of their sweat and men's cologne.

Body odor + really strong men's cologne = air that burns people's noses when they breathe in.

(Guys should NOT bathe themselves in cologne before going to sweat themselves out at the gym.)

Snot Spit

Today I saw a man blow his nose as if he were spitting. He just blew and let his snot fly to the ground. It was gross.