Kid: I’m actually glad I had lice!
Mom: Why?
Kid: ‘Cause now I can tell my friends I had lice before!
Wednesday, June 26, 2019
Monday, January 28, 2019
Andie makes me feel old
Me: Oh my gosh, that's so savage.
Andie: OMG DON'T SAY THAT. No one says that anymore.
Andie: OMG DON'T SAY THAT. No one says that anymore.
Wednesday, July 4, 2018
Happy Fourth of July (2018)!
Me: *rolls up sleeve to examine odd-looking insect bite on left arm. I'm assuming it's an ant bite because we have a lot of those crawling around the house these days, although I have my doubts because it looks too big to be an ant bite*
"Does this look like an ant bite? It's really itchy. I keep scratching it."
Andie: "Hey, at least you're patriotic today! You have some red!" :D
Saturday, February 16, 2013
Quote of the day
"These first 10 seconds suck. No bananas. (Ugh.)"
- My brother on trying to beat my high score on Fruit Ninja for a $3 prize
- My brother on trying to beat my high score on Fruit Ninja for a $3 prize
Sunday, February 10, 2013
Morning at Rite Aid
As I approached the cashier...
Cashier: Hi. How are you?
Me: Good, how are you? :)
Of course I was expecting her response to be, "Good, thank you. Did you find everything okay today?" or something along those lines.
Then she placed her hand on the small of her back and leaned toward the side.
Cashier: Oh, I have pains!
:/
Cashier: Hi. How are you?
Me: Good, how are you? :)
Of course I was expecting her response to be, "Good, thank you. Did you find everything okay today?" or something along those lines.
Then she placed her hand on the small of her back and leaned toward the side.
Cashier: Oh, I have pains!
:/
Wednesday, October 10, 2012
Baby Cockroach/Tiny Bug Cuddled with my Toothbrush Bristles
And now my toothbrush is in the trashcan.
RIP
Date-I-don't-remember to Oct. 10, 2012
Thursday, August 2, 2012
Half-Naked Boy Walks Me Home
Yesterday I came home after a quick trip to the library, and as I walked upstairs to my apartment, I was greeted with the most enthusiastic young male.
"Hi!" he said, as he ran toward the top of the stairs.
It was my three-foot-tall Chinese neighbor!
And as usual, he had no pants.
I smiled as warmly as I could and said, "Hi." :)
I walked past him and made my way to my apartment, and seconds later I heard his tiny footsteps thumping rapidly behind me. He followed me until I got to my door, then watched me walk inside.
Inside somewhere, I'm flattered that somebody walked me home yesterday, even if it was just the little boy next door who only seems to know how to say "hi!!!!!!!!!" and never wears any pants. Someone was still looking out for me. Lol.
"Hi!" he said, as he ran toward the top of the stairs.
It was my three-foot-tall Chinese neighbor!
And as usual, he had no pants.
I smiled as warmly as I could and said, "Hi." :)
I walked past him and made my way to my apartment, and seconds later I heard his tiny footsteps thumping rapidly behind me. He followed me until I got to my door, then watched me walk inside.
Inside somewhere, I'm flattered that somebody walked me home yesterday, even if it was just the little boy next door who only seems to know how to say "hi!!!!!!!!!" and never wears any pants. Someone was still looking out for me. Lol.
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