Wednesday, October 10, 2012

Baby Cockroach/Tiny Bug Cuddled with my Toothbrush Bristles

And now my toothbrush is in the trashcan.


Date-I-don't-remember to Oct. 10, 2012

Thursday, August 2, 2012

Half-Naked Boy Walks Me Home

Yesterday I came home after a quick trip to the library, and as I walked upstairs to my apartment, I was greeted with the most enthusiastic young male.

"Hi!" he said, as he ran toward the top of the stairs.

It was my three-foot-tall Chinese neighbor!

And as usual, he had no pants.

I smiled as warmly as I could and said, "Hi." :)

I walked past him and made my way to my apartment, and seconds later I heard his tiny footsteps thumping rapidly behind me. He followed me until I got to my door, then watched me walk inside.

Inside somewhere, I'm flattered that somebody walked me home yesterday, even if it was just the little boy next door who only seems to know how to say "hi!!!!!!!!!" and never wears any pants. Someone was still looking out for me. Lol.

Friday, June 1, 2012

Last Night While I was Sleeping I Had a Dream About Being Sleepy

My mom asked me to pick her up in front of a building somewhere, but to get to the car I had to walk up a hill. While I was on my way to the car, all of a sudden I got soooooooooo sleepy and tired that I practically had to crawl the rest of my way to wherever the car was.

I took so long that my mom called my phone (which in this dream ended up actually being my sister's phone - I have no idea why) and told me that she was already late so my dad was going to meet her out front instead.

So I climbed aaaallllllll the way to the top of that hill for nothing???

And then I woke up all frustrated.

-The end.

Monday, May 14, 2012

My Little Chinese Neighbor Went Commando

I came home from school today and to get to the apartment I passed by my neighbor, who has a little Chinese son. I'm guessing he's probably no more than 2 years old.

As I walked past the door the little boy ran outside and started running in my direction.

"Hi, hi, hi!" he said excitedly.

His feet were pounding on the ground.

"Hi!" I said.

"Hi! Hi!" he said.


I have to go down a couple of steps to get to my door, but he stopped and didn't go down.

I reached into my bag to grab my keys, and then turned around to smile at him.

Except at the level I was at, I ended up looking at his pant-less lower half. (Not that this is new because he runs around the complex [half] naked all the time anyway. But this time his nakedness [and all the other sights you see when little boys run around without pants or underwear] was at eye-level because he was at the top of the steps.)

Then he ran back home, with his little feet thumping on the ground.

What an interesting little event to come home to.