Monday, December 6, 2010

Life Lesson: Don't Microwave Eggs

... or you'll end up with something this:

*Egg mess courtesy of Abbie R.

Thursday, December 2, 2010

Schizo Dude

I was waiting for the bus home a few hours ago when this one guy approached me to ask if I had a quarter. I had one in my pocket and began to reach for it, but then out of nowhere the guy suddenly flung his arms up in the air and loudly yelled, "WHAT THOUGHTS???" at his reflection (he was standing in front of two clear doors). That scared the life out of me.

I pulled out my cell phone and started fiddling around with it, hoping the man would go away. After about a minute or so of staring at himself and mumbling some more, he eventually walked away to ask another lady for 25 cents. Unfortunately, he didn't get a quarter. Then he walked into the Flame Broiler near the bus stop.

I bet he was schizophrenic.