Monday, January 31, 2011

Eventful Afternoon

- Earlier today some guy came up to me and asked, "How about you? Would you like to buy a panda?" Uh... I didn't, so I said no. He walked away mumbling in an upset tone.

- A bird relieved itself while I was driving. Its droppings landed on my windshield.

Saturday, January 29, 2011

Uncle Attempts to be Funny and Witty

My cousin Andie has a friend named Mary who came over last night. My uncle joked around saying he wanted to ask her where all her lamb were.

Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Therese on Eggs

"I don't really like scrambled eggs. I think its because of the inconsistency of the texture. I like sunny side up way better." - December 29, 2010

Friday, January 21, 2011

Uh... Duh

Just a reminder for those who might forget we're not supposed to do this.

Thursday, January 20, 2011

Bus Stop Adventure: Downtown LA

Last week while I was waiting at a bus stop in Downtown LA, I encountered a few things:

1. A lesbian couple. One had her hand over the other's butt, and one was sharing with her better half how somebody had called her a vagina face.

2. An old man. He was standing to my right and I saw him glancing at me periodically with my peripheral vision. He turned toward me, sneezed loudly, then turned his head back to the direction he was looking at in the first place.

3. Two girls. They were standing several feet away from the old man, and they were laughing somewhat obnoxiously.

Tuesday, January 18, 2011

It Wasn't a One-Legged Bird

I saw this bird several days ago and was all amazed because it only had one leg! But I was wrong because it dropped its other leg down which it had been holding up in its feathers, probably to keep warm.

Sunday, January 9, 2011

Kay Kay Attempts to be Funny

Me: Are you watching Lost?
Kay Kay: No, I'm watching Found.

Friday, January 7, 2011

Limited Artistic Abilities

This past week I played a game called "Cranium." During the game I had to draw spaghetti straps without using symbols or letters and have my group guess what I drew. This is what I came up with:

My group failed that round. Some people thought I drew cells or mitochondrial DNA.