Monday, August 30, 2010


My school's got a table and chairs inside one of the bathrooms. I wonder if people hang out in there or something.

Friday, August 27, 2010

Some Stuff About Vegas

1. If you're 18 but not 21, you're generally limited to the same activities that minors are allowed to engage in - like playing games at the arcade and watching movies at the theater.

2. There are a lot of little cards scattered all over the streets with photos of women's breasts. (Not the best place to take the children.)

3. Realistically, Sin City probably isn't the best place to attempt to spread God's word. So to that man preaching about Jesus on the street that one evening, maybe seeing the guy who pulled down his pants and his unattractive behind was a wake up call. Disapproving and saying, "This isn't San Fransisco" wasn't going to do any good: you were right, Las Vegas isn't San Fransisco - it's Las Vegas.

4. Don't take hooker cards from the men and women handing them out in hopes of discouraging other weird people from handing you more. Announce you have one, and they'll insist you take more stripper flyers. Why? They'll probably think you're genuinely interested in paying for a blond bombshell.

5. I know Fatburger is a national franchise, but I'd never been there until I visited Vegas. Notice the "Fat Salad." Bit ironic isn't it?

Monday, August 23, 2010


One of my friends shared his thoughts about girls with me today:

"Girls are stupid. I mean, I think they're pretty and smell nice, but I still think they're stupid."

Wednesday, August 18, 2010

In Downtown Los Angeles...

... trashcans have to be chained to grounded objects. Perhaps so they don't get stolen.

Wednesday, August 11, 2010

PDA on the Street

I was on the bus earlier, and it passed by two young people on the street who just started making out. The driver was so repulsed by this sighting that he beeped his horn at the couple.