Tuesday, March 23, 2010

Feeling Abused

I got whacked on the head with a semi-folded piece of paper by my editor today. Not just once - but three times.

Tuesday, March 16, 2010

Duck Heads

I watched a video in class today about the Hutterites (a very traditional religious society).

There was a part in the video that showed ducks being shoved upside down into several open-ended canisters.

And then they showed the Hutterites slicing off the duck heads.

It was really difficult for me to concentrate on the rest of the video after seeing those ducks with blood squirting out of their necks and squirming around in the canisters even after their heads were gone.

Saturday, March 13, 2010

From the Intellectual Minds of Community College Students

Location: study cubicle at my school's library.

Monday, March 8, 2010

Asian Guy Tries to be Funny

Today I attended a meeting at school, and this one Asian guy walks in late. I think his name was Justin.

Club President: Why're you late?
Justin: What? Why're you saying that? Just because I'm Asian?
Club President: You're playing the race card on me...
Justin: I've never played the race card on anyone. I've just played the arcade racecar!

That joke lacked so much humor that it made me laugh.