Friday, November 5, 2010

Conversation with Eron

Eron: Did you know that Hitler killed 6 million Jews and a clown?
Me: What the hell? He killed a clown?
Eron: See, nobody cares about the Jews.

Monday, November 1, 2010

Conversations with Ralph

Ralph: Can you send me some contacts (for Skype)?
Me: What? Send you some condoms???
Ralph: CONTACTS!
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Ralph: Where's your video (on Skype)?
Me: Why? I'm tired and I look like shit.
Ralph: I wanna see what shit looks like.