Sunday, May 29, 2011

Drive Slowly for Stupid Dogs

Taken at Chantry Flats, Calif.

Sunday, May 15, 2011

Waxies Aren't Hand Dryers

I went to mass today and at the end the priest announced that in the new restroom facilities, for some reason people seemed to be using the toilet seat covers to dry their hands. He said hand dryers are available, and suggested that the congregation use those. He added that tissue paper was found in the trash can. "That's what the toilet is for," he said.

That was an unusual announcement to close the mass with.

Sunday, May 8, 2011

Mother's Day Morning 2011

This morning Andie blew her nose into a sheet of Kleenex, then pulled out her iPod to illuminate the used Kleenex so she could look at her snot.

(Happy Mother's Day to all the moms out there!)