Me: *rolls up sleeve to examine odd-looking insect bite on left arm. I'm assuming it's an ant bite because we have a lot of those crawling around the house these days, although I have my doubts because it looks too big to be an ant bite*
"Does this look like an ant bite? It's really itchy. I keep scratching it."
Andie: "Hey, at least you're patriotic today! You have some red!" :D