The Simple Things
Wednesday, June 26, 2019
Happy about lice
Kid: I’m actually glad I had lice!
Mom: Why?
Kid: ‘Cause now I can tell my friends I had lice before!
Monday, January 28, 2019
Andie makes me feel old
Me
: Oh my gosh, that's so savage.
Andie
: OMG DON'T SAY THAT. No one says that anymore.
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