Adventures at Barnes & Noble

Just saw some amusing book titles at Barnes & Noble today:

(I was looking at the black book)

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Happy Easter!

"I did not have a nose job"

When I walked into class this morning this was the first item on my professor's agenda:

"No, I did not have a nose job. I had a skin cancer removed. Remember to wear sunscreen!"

(It was only after reading this that I noticed she had a band aid over her nose.)

10-year-old Girl Wants a Beard

Me: Do you guys know anyone from this list of celebrities? [reads random celebrity names]
Andie: Hm... [thinking, strokes beardless chin] I wish I had a beard to stroke.

*Andie is my 10-year-old cousin who often does and says random things, which is why she's featured in my blog a lot.

Pec Support

I was driving through the mountains today and I saw a man jogging wearing what looked like a green sports bra. He didn't have moobs or anything, but I guess some guys also need those things? Really did not know that until today.