Carlo: Wanna get pancake puppies?
Me: (Examining the menu trying to figure out what pancake puppies are.)
Carlo: It's like pancakes but in balls.
Carlo: Here, I'm gonna box [this Mac and Cheese Big Daddy Patty Melt] for you.
Me: You don't want it?
Carlo: It's like a heart attack on a plate. I'd rather kill you than me.