Baseball

Today while I was driving to school a baseball flew over a tall fence and hit my car. I thought this kind of thing only happened movies.

Creepy Much?

Today I stopped by Rite Aid, and there was some psycho woman yelling loudly about how she should have been a prostitute so she "could have killed them all!!!"

Kay Kay's Thoughts on Ginobli

Agnes: Hey the Lakers are playing the Spurs today!

Noah: Wait, the Lakers are your team right?

Agnes: Yeah.

Noah: The Spurs are my team. Manu Ginobli!

Agnes: More people know who Kobe Bryant is than Ginobli.

Kay Kay: Ginobli? That sounds like a booger! [Pretends to pick her nose] Hey look [staring at an invisible booger], a ginobli!

The Spurs play against the Lakers tonight at 10:30 EST.

Eventful Afternoon

- Earlier today some guy came up to me and asked, "How about you? Would you like to buy a panda?" Uh... I didn't, so I said no. He walked away mumbling in an upset tone.

- A bird relieved itself while I was driving. Its droppings landed on my windshield.

Uncle Attempts to be Funny and Witty

My cousin Andie has a friend named Mary who came over last night. My uncle joked around saying he wanted to ask her where all her lamb were.

Therese on Eggs

"I don't really like scrambled eggs. I think its because of the inconsistency of the texture. I like sunny side up way better." - December 29, 2010

Uh... Duh

Just a reminder for those who might forget we're not supposed to do this.