Today I attended a meeting at school, and this one Asian guy walks in late. I think his name was Justin.
Club President: Why're you late?
Justin: What? Why're you saying that? Just because I'm Asian?
Club President: You're playing the race card on me...
Justin: I've never played the race card on anyone. I've just played the arcade racecar!
That joke lacked so much humor that it made me laugh.