Waxies Aren't Hand Dryers

I went to mass today and at the end the priest announced that in the new restroom facilities, for some reason people seemed to be using the toilet seat covers to dry their hands. He said hand dryers are available, and suggested that the congregation use those. He added that tissue paper was found in the trash can. "That's what the toilet is for," he said.

That was an unusual announcement to close the mass with.