Thursday, September 22, 2011

I'm a Racist so Brandon Won't Be My Friend Anymore

One of my former classmates looks Caucasian, but I found out he's a member of the National Association of Black Journalists. I found that amusing and ironic, so I decided to text Brandon about it. Here's how the rest of our text messaging conversation went after I told him:

Brandon: Dude you're a racist. I don't think I should be friends with you anymore
Me: Im sorry i couldn't help it. We're all racist. I thought it was more funny than offensive. My bad.
Brandon: Your despicable display of prejudice has left me no choice but to sever all ties with you. I bid you good day.


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